Monday, December 18, 2006

Big ShIt DaY

Today is my big shit day...............
I LOST MY CREDIT CARD N MONEY on the first day that i reach slovakia!!!!@##$%%$&^%*.......This tragedy begans in our hostel-- PATIO HOSTEL...(PS: For those who are going to slovakia..DO NOT STAY IN THIS HOSTEL!!!)
At around 10.30am, we reach the hostel by a MERCERDES cab....then we decided to refresh ourself so we took the key for the luggage room n leave our bag there....BUT THE POINT IS THE DOOR IS LOCKED N THE KEY IS WITH US!!!After that, we go n have our lunch...Then when i am going to pay...i realised that i lost all my money n my credit card in the wallet!!!!!
Y am i so unlucky? sharon also leave her bag in the room but her bag is alright....DAMN.... Luckly that THEIF still got some conscious cause he didnt took my wallet...he only took my credit card n money....BUT i am not going to say THANK U for this....I feel like chopping down his banana into 18 pieces n pour the salt on his injury....wahahhaa...
Fuck....Shall i blame myself for being so stupid to leave my bag in the luggage room? Shall i blame myself for being so LANSI went to a lousy hostel by a MERCEDES CAB? Shall i blame my BAG for being so beautiful until the theif like it so much n didnt touch sharon's bag at all (Sharon: u should thanks me for this!!!)? Shall i blame the stupid Hostel's staff for not warning us that other people also got the key for the luggage room? Anyway.....i am not going to ruin my holiday because of this....i am going to enjoy the most because i think i deserve it after all these things happen!!!! BUT this is a very good lesson for me...now i swear i will put my valuable things in a more PRIVATE AREA!!!N i wont leave my bag in any place anytime...aaaa.....so late already ....have to stop now.....

Friday, December 15, 2006

MoDeRn DaNcE VidEo...

Modern dance video....." SOMETHING GONNA OOOH!!!" but i was block by a red shirt angmo.....At first she only block me but in the end she block me n sharon....damn....




our "qualifed" dance "instructor" PRAWN LOH....heheheee seriously she is quite pro cause she learn very fast and she is my personal dance instructor....well...it is not easy to teach a robot how to dance so now ur guys know how pro she is....heheee thanks again PRAWN PRAWN....blekkk :P

Saturday, December 09, 2006

HaPpY BiRtHDay To Ah LiNg!!!

Ah ling 21st birthday~~02/12/2006!!!!

Ending with special Yoga entertainment provided by ah laine~

Well......We know that ah ling miss her SARAWAK SAUSAGE so much...so we specially bought a REDUCE PRICE 20p sausage for her as a birthday's presents....heheeeee.....ah ling u are so honour to have such as nice friends like us..... So.....This secret sausage keep appearing in the pic even in the video....thanks to ah laine!!!


XXX.....PLS DO NOT PLAY THIS VIDEO IF U ARE UNDER 18.......


Ah laine look so silly in this video...she keep playing this sausage for the whole day...In the end....the sausage is living forever inside her stomach now....aiks....poor sausage!!!!

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

My life in Glasgow!!

My life in Glasgow!!! From 7th of June 2006 until 5th of June 2007.....


I really enjoy my life in Glasgow.....Enjoy working, playing, drinking n dancing with my friends!!!During this period, i learn a lot of things...i learn how to cook, how to dance,how to make up, how to be considerate n even how to be a waitress!!! However....i only have 6 months now n we will be graduate on next june.After 6 months...MY DAUGHTER LAINE LAINE will be in kelantan, AUNTY KATHERINE will be in kedah, PING PONG AH LING, BLACKROSE JENNY, DUA LIA HONG, MUNKEY and " MY NAKED BUDDY" will be in penang and i am alone in JB...so we will have less chance to meet again...*sob sob*...
Anyway.....although we will have less chance to meet again but u guys will always living in my heart!!!! cause it is very hard to forget this BUNCH of BITCHY friends!!heheheee.....anyway good luck for the exam on friday...kambateh!!!!

Friday, December 01, 2006

SurPriSe FoR Ah LiNg!!!


Happy birthday to u....happy birthday to u~~ happy birthday to Ling Ling~~happy birthday to u!!!! ah ling happy birthday!!!!Finally u are already 21!!!can watch XXX movies now!!!!heheeeee too bad ur sarawak sausage cant celebrate birthday and watch it with u.....but nvm......u still got US!!!!!!well.....do u still remember this pic?? this pic is taken on ur previous birthday....when u just started dating with ur sarawak sausage!!!!!heheheee...during that period, i am so lonely cause u keep eating lunch with him instead of us.....* sob sob*....but now....nei nei nei!!sarawak sausage....u cant eat lunch with ah ling now!!!SHE IS MINE!!!!wahahahhaaa.....anyway we got a surprise for u~~ http://youtube.com/watch?v=mCalvk91SwE
Blek.....have fun~~

Monday, November 27, 2006

Working Madness!!

I am damn damn busy recently...busy working while busy preparing research project and the class test exam...luckly all the job that i have done is quite an easy job so i really enjoy myself as i get to know a lot of people from different country!!! i am so happy....cause i like to know new friends...well...most of the friends that i met is from polland.....they are very friendly n hardworking.....it is very nice to know them....
However..not all the job that i am work is easy.....working in hilton hotel is a nightmare for me!!! the plate is so so heavy n i have to carry those heavy plate all the way from kitchen to the table....damnnnnn....n they tortune the worker!!!!there is no foods provided for us when we are working....so we are starving n we have to carry all those fucking heavy plate....i almost fainted.....damnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Saturday, November 18, 2006

Although i cant dance verywell but i join the Strathclyde University Dance Society SUDS!!!hehehe i am so brave~man....aaaa got show on march....so i am a bit nervous now...cause i think i am the worst among them....those member are very very geng...they can learn it very fast but i am damn damn slow...i hope i wont disgrace them in the show....
Finally the dance for honey n jazz is finally over....then the new lesson for the modern dance just started!!! but after the class, i am so bored because i cant follow at all so i want to give up.....but my prawn loh mum wont let me to give up....she keep FORCE me to practise all those step n keep asking me never give up n she spend a lot of time to teach me....hahaaaaa she even write a poem
............. DEAR JIA.....YOU'VE SUNG AS IF THE WORLD IS WATCHING..LOVE LIKE U'LL NEVER GIVE UP...NOW IT'S TIME FOR U TO DANCE LIKE NO ONE'S WATCHING..SO DANCE FROM YOUR HEART......
aaaaaaaaaaa...i am so touch....*sob sob* but pro prawn.....i dont really know how to use my heart to dance.....hahaaaaaa....cause i think i have to use my brain to dance in order to remember all those steps....welll....now i finally can catch up......
THANKSSSSSSSSS

Thursday, November 16, 2006

The BUO GaMEs!!














" BUO" games!!!!!!! the games begin on 08 of november 2006.....
Team A: Me, jie hui, ying jia and lay hong.
Team B: felicia, xiao rong, yu ling and small elaine.
Photographer of the game:Professor prawn loh (sharon loh)

Attention pls~~loser will get a punishment of" BUO" which is especially provided by dai po (chin yee)......000hhhhh... *evilly smile*














First round...started by team A!!!!! unfortunately....i "accidentally" drop the ballon....so i lost..so sorry my team mate...i really didnt want this...*Evilly smile* the poor dai buo still sitting there and enjoy the games...How innocent!!!















so i got my punishment of BUO.....well....it is soft....elastic... and i really cant grab it by using one hand....suddenly i feel like my hand is so tiny compare to the "buo"~~ At that time...i have a feeling of inferiority...YYYYYY~ y the god is so unfair......YYYYY...* sob sob*





















Because of the power of friendship.....*cough*
the other team member as well as my team member decided to share the punishment as well..... so small elaine is the second......look at her expression...she look like she is eating ECSTASY!!!so high.....





















After that punishment....she keep smilling sillily like this for the whole night...OMG!!when i ask her: Are u ok laine? Laine: hehehee...(smilling silily). Then i ask her: Do u want to drink some water? Laine: hehehee (smilling silily again n keep stare at dai po's BUO while grabbing two ballon to mimic the feeling of the BUO).hahahaaaaa.....














Yu ling is the third......she is shocked by the BIG "BUO".....she dont dare to touch it..... hahaaaa.....so in the end....DAI PO has to take initiative grab her hand to touch her "BUO"....ah ling aaa....u are a coward!!!! say want to share the punishment but in the end what u do?? u do nothing!!! u are such a disgrace of our H11 family....damn really want to disown u.....go back sarawak find ur sausage......













aaaa....among us...ying jia is the most luckly girl.....she can actually sleep on the "BUO"...i want aLSO.......























wahhhhhhh....Two ultimate BUO bang together.....after that the whole building is shaking for around 5 minutes!!!!!.....aaaaaaa earthquake!!!!!!













suddenly.....ke ke ke (somebody *cough*)~~ah hong come out while groping her breast and say: ceh...this is only small case....it is time to show my BUO power...


















so ah hong keep want to bang her buo with chin yee...but we dont want another EARTHQUAKE!!!!so in the end she can only take a pic with the buo....


















Anyway....her BUO is not bad also....i got evidence to prove that!!! *evilly smile*
well anyway...i cant really show u all her BUO...but anyway i can show her BRA!!!!c the white colours bra that ah ling is wearing is actually belong to lay hong.....aiyaaa ah ling aaaa.....DONT HAVE SUCH A BIG HEAD DONT WEAR SUCH A BIG CAP LAH....u are really disgrace of our family....disown u~~~













the punishment continue by xiao rong and jie hui....weii we didnt ask u all to bite lahh...so pervert....





















sharon shouted-I WANT..I WANT...so she drop her camera and grobe her buo.....damn....my two housemate so overly excited because of buo....OMG.....they stay beside my room....the TWO BUO MANIAC!!will my buo get affected!!!aaaaaaaaa....i am scared....





















The game ended with a BUO show!!!chin yee is so high....she is using her natural talented buo skill which is given by her mum to carry the cupp...aunty are u that big also???i am really curious....hehehee
.............end............

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

A trAgeDy In HaLoWeeN














During 100A.D., oranges were regarded as the sacred fruit..it's golden orange colour of the fruit, makes it so exotic that only the royal family could afford to eat it. There was no other fruit that was as sweet as this GOLDEN fruit, no other fruit that gives the sourness like this GOLDEN fruit, and definitely...no other fruit that was as healthy as this GOLDEN fruit!!!!!!!!!! So..anyone who can lay their hands on this fruit..is considered very lucky indeed..and also..according to a Legend of Khazemitszhu..anyone who can have a bite out of this fruit will become immortal and lead a healthy and PROSPEROUS life...WOW!!! The legend was spread all over the world..and soon enough..the news reached the ears of the pirates....omg omg~~ On haloween night, a dark stormy evening...hippie was happily walking across the jungle heading towards her mother's 'QueenLingLing' castle, in her hands, was the 'zhuan shuo zhong de' GOLDEN oranges.She had just finished her 'all-around-the-world-in-80-days' trip, and during her trip, she met Mr.H Potter CHOSEN ONE to kill the YOU-KNOW-WHO..shhhhhh..guys, u didn't hear it from me, ok?> well, at that time, H.Potter was battling with the YOU-KNOW-WHO for the GOLDEN oranges in the Chamber of Secrets! and the innocent hippie was enjoying a HUGE and LONG banana while strolling along the corridor of Chamber of Secrets. AFter finishing her HUGE and LONG banana, she threw the banana skin(please do not attempt this at home or anywhere else) onto the floor, and had accidentally managed to trip the YOU-KNOW-WHO and Mr.H.Potter seized the opportunity to KILL the YOU-KNOW-WHO!! Overjoyed, Mr.H.Potter decided to share his winnings with hippie as she was the one who helped him kill YOU-KNOW-WHO!! Therefore, hippie happily accepted the 2 GOLDEN oranges, and planned to rush back home to her dear mother ‘QueenLingLing’, to present her with the exotic fruit. “Mother has been eating a lot of Sarawak Sausage lately and these 2 GOLDEN oranges will definitely taste good with the sausage”, says hippie.













so hippie happily walking back toward her mother castle in the jungles while juggle the orange....the innocent and pretty hippie doesnt know that the dangers is approaching.... two evil pirates have eyeing on her GOLDEN orange for a long time......





















BANG BANG BANG.....(lighting strikes) hippie was attacked by two pirates.....
These two pirates are very very bad...especially the left one in the pic....she is the famous prawn pirates in the world......she walk like a prawn...swim like a prawn...eat like a prawn n even look like a prawn... she like people call her prawn prawn loh and she will kill u by using her famous prawn sword if u call her other than this...... she has a werid hobbies that is she like to tortune people by force them to eat rare prawn and she like people dressing as a prawn and dance in front her.....well....she like everything that is related to the prawn....what a weird hobbies.....
The right one.......is the terrified black rose!!!hei mei gui!!!!dont be cheated by her angelic look...when she was born.....all the rose around her rotten and become black colours....and the worst things is her power has increasing dramatically after she become a pirates....Nowaday, when she walk around the jungles.....all the tree and the flowers will started to rot and become black colours.....even the foods as well......omg omg!!!!

















okok...now lets get back to the story.....after hippie was attacked by the two pirates...." mummy help!!!!!" hippie shouted.. so...DANG DANG DANG DANG PING PONG PING PONG PING PING PONG (some kind of scary sound according to ah ling) queen ling ling appears...... (clap) well..u can notice that actually there is a lot of different between hippie and queen ling ling....honestly....hippie is much prettier than queen ling ling...lol this is because hippie look like her father " the famous sarawak sausage"... but luckly hippie doesnt look like a sausage...











when poor hippie saw her mum....she immediately ran toward her mum and try to give her a watery kiss but she was stop by the two evil pirates....
















so hippie was nearly tear into two pieces because she is being pulled away by the terrified blackrose pirate from her mum..... then........
















They FIGHT!!!!!! Blackrose using her famous HENRY duster and trying to suck queen ling ling's face...and the prawn pirates is using the her famous prawn sword and the only one " chung ying cook one time sure karat pot" to whack her head.....poor queen ling ling have to fight these two evil pirates by using a cooking pot....while they fight....hippie was praying for the help of the evilly look angel ....













but the angel didnt come because the angel is busy fighting with the devils........then.....






















"MUM becareful!" shouted by hippie in order to remind her the prawn's attack.....but it is too late....the prawn sword already stab deeply at queen ling ling's stomach..... in the end......













The two pirates get the GOLDEN ORANGE.....













Queen ling ling death....


















and poor hippie lost her mum.....













Finally...the angel arrived....but it is too late..... everything is over........













NG pic... take one!!!

















NG2....this pic was was destroy because of the smilling black rose pirates...she was so happy cause i promise i will let her eat these orange after the shows...hahaaaaa......aiks.........bu tahan aaaaaa......y she like to eat orange so much.....lol













From left to right......
queen ling ling ( gan yi ling), blackrose pirates (jenny tan yee zhen), evilly look angel (lim ee laine), prawn pirates ( sharon loh yin fei) and pretty hippie (rachel lim ming jia)........
Copyright 2004....H11 james blyth court...All right reserved...
The characters and events depicted in this photoplay are fictitious.any similiarity to actual persons, living or dead is purely coincidental.....

Thursday, October 19, 2006

I was bombarded by a nuclear bomb in the library a few days ago.....a bomb that keep exploded unexpectedly.....
I am sad, dissapointed n my heart was deeply hurt by this attack.... I never knew that i was being bombarded because of such a small matter...I never encounter this situation be4 n i swear i already try my best in order to defuse this bomb but i fail.....
After this attack...i try to make it up even i was badly hurt but in the end i fail again. i try to talk but u ignore me so i was wondering do u really treasure the relationship between us? do u know that i feel like u are putting salt on my injury everytime when i try to talk n u show ur cold face to me.... u say u are sad n really angry about me but the points is i dont really know what's my mistake....i dont even know u are angry until i was bombaded in library.....
Is it my fault? am i really that bad? am i really a hypocrite? Well....maybe i am..maybe i am not....who knows? nobody understand me...even i dont understand myself..... i used to think that we can really stay together happily n i really treasure the relationship between us so much....but this relationship is deteriorating when u say u want to change.....u say u want to change to a person who do things whatever u likes but the things that u do now is really hurt....can u be more considerate n stop doing these?
well....i know u feel very hard to accept me again....but i will keep trying until my last breath...but i dont know how long can i tolerate again.......












Another bulldog puppy taken in chin tong's house...

















katherine's dog...bai bai~














Saw this big furry dog in buchanan street....

















see...this dog is almost the same height with ah laine....














Another dog in buchanan street....
Saw this dog in westend festival.....his fur really look like a mop...














Another cute puppy in westend fastival!!!

















heheee... we saw this chiwawa in norway....he is very very clever n cute....feel like to bring him back to glasgow....

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Special dedicated to Dog Lover!!!!

Firstly.....let me introduce the most lovable n cuttest shih tzu in this world....abigail lovable duke spiky lim!!!!!!well....he got a long name because long name is more formal ??(according to small elaine) hmmm..i dont know maybe u should ask his mama which is my sister....this is the pic taken be4 hair cut.....but after hair cut...he become like this.....hahaaaaaa...look like a cat...lol
















Look at this pic!!! my kiki is smilling!!!wahahhaaaaaa.....he is very happy to see me again after being lock in the room for around 3 hours....lol














yawn~~
My two farvourite pets!!hehheee...miss u so much...:P















Guess who is the owner for this pekingnese? hehehe.....the answer is......











The only walking prawn in this world....sharon prawn...ah xia~ !!! (clap~) luckly trixie doesnt look like her owner.....seriously ah xia....she is cuter than u.....:P













Ah ling's poodle...Gigi~~According to ah ling....she is a very lansi poodle..she dislike not good looking people....when she see those people..she will bark n will bite them if they want to touch her....No wonder when d##mo#d try to touch her..she immediately want to bite his hands....hahhaaaa...





































Another JiJi~ but this JiJi is not that GiGi...it is a chiwawa that look like a deer!!


















My dream dog!!!! he is really really damn cute!!..when i saw it..i feel like to squeeze his face cause his face got so many layer to squeeze!!! dont jealous me...tall elaine...:P

















Another my dream dog....bulldog...saw this dog in a park n he is called george... his name is so human...lol
well.....A lot of people think bulldog is ugly..maybe they are..but this is the reason y they look silly n cute!!!

















aaaa....this is american cocker spaniel!!! another my dream dog...oh my god....oh my god...look at her..she is damn cute...

















Saw this black furry puppy on the way back from leads to glasgow!! well.....i was wondering how he is able to walk when both of his eyes already covered by his fur...lol

















Another furry puppy saw in norway......