Wednesday, November 01, 2006

A trAgeDy In HaLoWeeN














During 100A.D., oranges were regarded as the sacred fruit..it's golden orange colour of the fruit, makes it so exotic that only the royal family could afford to eat it. There was no other fruit that was as sweet as this GOLDEN fruit, no other fruit that gives the sourness like this GOLDEN fruit, and definitely...no other fruit that was as healthy as this GOLDEN fruit!!!!!!!!!! So..anyone who can lay their hands on this fruit..is considered very lucky indeed..and also..according to a Legend of Khazemitszhu..anyone who can have a bite out of this fruit will become immortal and lead a healthy and PROSPEROUS life...WOW!!! The legend was spread all over the world..and soon enough..the news reached the ears of the pirates....omg omg~~ On haloween night, a dark stormy evening...hippie was happily walking across the jungle heading towards her mother's 'QueenLingLing' castle, in her hands, was the 'zhuan shuo zhong de' GOLDEN oranges.She had just finished her 'all-around-the-world-in-80-days' trip, and during her trip, she met Mr.H Potter CHOSEN ONE to kill the YOU-KNOW-WHO..shhhhhh..guys, u didn't hear it from me, ok?> well, at that time, H.Potter was battling with the YOU-KNOW-WHO for the GOLDEN oranges in the Chamber of Secrets! and the innocent hippie was enjoying a HUGE and LONG banana while strolling along the corridor of Chamber of Secrets. AFter finishing her HUGE and LONG banana, she threw the banana skin(please do not attempt this at home or anywhere else) onto the floor, and had accidentally managed to trip the YOU-KNOW-WHO and Mr.H.Potter seized the opportunity to KILL the YOU-KNOW-WHO!! Overjoyed, Mr.H.Potter decided to share his winnings with hippie as she was the one who helped him kill YOU-KNOW-WHO!! Therefore, hippie happily accepted the 2 GOLDEN oranges, and planned to rush back home to her dear mother ‘QueenLingLing’, to present her with the exotic fruit. “Mother has been eating a lot of Sarawak Sausage lately and these 2 GOLDEN oranges will definitely taste good with the sausage”, says hippie.













so hippie happily walking back toward her mother castle in the jungles while juggle the orange....the innocent and pretty hippie doesnt know that the dangers is approaching.... two evil pirates have eyeing on her GOLDEN orange for a long time......





















BANG BANG BANG.....(lighting strikes) hippie was attacked by two pirates.....
These two pirates are very very bad...especially the left one in the pic....she is the famous prawn pirates in the world......she walk like a prawn...swim like a prawn...eat like a prawn n even look like a prawn... she like people call her prawn prawn loh and she will kill u by using her famous prawn sword if u call her other than this...... she has a werid hobbies that is she like to tortune people by force them to eat rare prawn and she like people dressing as a prawn and dance in front her.....well....she like everything that is related to the prawn....what a weird hobbies.....
The right one.......is the terrified black rose!!!hei mei gui!!!!dont be cheated by her angelic look...when she was born.....all the rose around her rotten and become black colours....and the worst things is her power has increasing dramatically after she become a pirates....Nowaday, when she walk around the jungles.....all the tree and the flowers will started to rot and become black colours.....even the foods as well......omg omg!!!!

















okok...now lets get back to the story.....after hippie was attacked by the two pirates...." mummy help!!!!!" hippie shouted.. so...DANG DANG DANG DANG PING PONG PING PONG PING PING PONG (some kind of scary sound according to ah ling) queen ling ling appears...... (clap) well..u can notice that actually there is a lot of different between hippie and queen ling ling....honestly....hippie is much prettier than queen ling ling...lol this is because hippie look like her father " the famous sarawak sausage"... but luckly hippie doesnt look like a sausage...











when poor hippie saw her mum....she immediately ran toward her mum and try to give her a watery kiss but she was stop by the two evil pirates....
















so hippie was nearly tear into two pieces because she is being pulled away by the terrified blackrose pirate from her mum..... then........
















They FIGHT!!!!!! Blackrose using her famous HENRY duster and trying to suck queen ling ling's face...and the prawn pirates is using the her famous prawn sword and the only one " chung ying cook one time sure karat pot" to whack her head.....poor queen ling ling have to fight these two evil pirates by using a cooking pot....while they fight....hippie was praying for the help of the evilly look angel ....













but the angel didnt come because the angel is busy fighting with the devils........then.....






















"MUM becareful!" shouted by hippie in order to remind her the prawn's attack.....but it is too late....the prawn sword already stab deeply at queen ling ling's stomach..... in the end......













The two pirates get the GOLDEN ORANGE.....













Queen ling ling death....


















and poor hippie lost her mum.....













Finally...the angel arrived....but it is too late..... everything is over........













NG pic... take one!!!

















NG2....this pic was was destroy because of the smilling black rose pirates...she was so happy cause i promise i will let her eat these orange after the shows...hahaaaaa......aiks.........bu tahan aaaaaa......y she like to eat orange so much.....lol













From left to right......
queen ling ling ( gan yi ling), blackrose pirates (jenny tan yee zhen), evilly look angel (lim ee laine), prawn pirates ( sharon loh yin fei) and pretty hippie (rachel lim ming jia)........
Copyright 2004....H11 james blyth court...All right reserved...
The characters and events depicted in this photoplay are fictitious.any similiarity to actual persons, living or dead is purely coincidental.....

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

and i dun like prawn...not that i dun like eating them...love them..but eating is one thing...BEING A PRAWN is another..damn u LIM MING JIA...!!

jiajiazi said...

but u really look like a prawn....